curse you target! i was going to use my gift card at you tonight to buy some comfy, warm house shoes. alas! you spurned me and left me with nothing but tweety bird and fuzzy pink things! i shall endure the winter without house shoes from thee! i shall travel to the land of wal-mart and use my other gift card! how i longed for house shoes from thee. and yet, i must settle for another for thou hast not returned my love. fare thee well. you shall see my face no more. until i need a big 97 cent box of hot tamales.