steve sets glue traps

the rodent saga continues...
since steve works on sherzinger pest control's vehicles he got some glue traps and set them last night. oh this is good.

around 1 am steve wakes up to a noise which in his grogginess he thinks is someone outside. when he comes to his senses however, the horrid realization that a rat is in one of the glue traps hits him. so, lacing up his boots, he walks into the kitchen and finds the rat. the one. the big black, nasty, dirty, fatty. stuck to a glue tap between the stove and the dishwasher. it's flopping up and down banging against the floor and the metal. brave steve, brave steve.

steve takes another trap and a curtain rod and slaps the other trap on top of the now squealing rat. that's right. squealing. with the rat stuck between two plastic boards laced with hardcore adhesive, steve goes to work pummeling the creature with the curtain rod until it is dead. suspicions confirmed. let's just hope there are none left. all i have to say is, steve, you are the man. you deserve one of those bud light "real men of genius" songs.