tonight, my parents took logan, tanya, matt doherty, and me to the mavs preseason game against the utah jazz. we lost, but that's cause we pulled our starters to let the spares get some action on the court. anyways, all was not lost...

matt, logan, my dad, and i started the gary busey spy club. "gary busey spy club?" you ask? that's right, the crazy guy who lived in a bus in the woods from the chris farley/david spade hit buddy comedy black sheep. he was introduced at the mavs game, cause he's a native texan. so we proceeded to spy on him throughout the game with my dad's binoculars.

matt caught "gare", as we refer to him, hitting on a blond-haired woman in front of him. she was not too thrilled about this and after too much busey pestering her, she proceeded to shove her wedding ring in his face. busted "gare."

also, i saw him nab a chik-fil-a cow (the cows were throwing them into the stands). the guy next to him seemed to really want it but "gare" wanted it more, so he nabbed it. you'd think gary busey could afford to let the guy next to him have the cow and just go buy one if he really wanted it that bad.

later my dad spotted him talking to the blond again. after taking a look for myself, it appeared that good old "gare" was making amends and putting things aright between himself and the married woman in front of him.

we think gary busey is a fun, interesting, wack-big-toothed fellow that is well worth spying on. if you or anyone you know has had any experience spying on gary busey, please email me a resume and we will consider you as a potential member of the g.b.s.c.

i leave for ohio in the morning...